The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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