best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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