im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
