im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
send nudes
from the living room?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Randomize
