you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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