But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I need to align my fucking chakras
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