I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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