suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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