He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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