Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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