She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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