so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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