She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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