the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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