If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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