i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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