her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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