so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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