I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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