very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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