I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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