Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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