I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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