3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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