She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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