im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Bring me that man meat
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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