I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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