she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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