You smell like stripper and shame
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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