I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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