She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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