He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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