Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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