he puts the penis in happiness.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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