its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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