So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Let's paint friendship bongs
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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