And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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