We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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