you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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