my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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