A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I have demons in me.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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