doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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