Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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