Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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