The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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