I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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