I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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