I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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