The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
how drunk are you?
Several
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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