Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Randomize
