i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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