I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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