And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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