I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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